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“Plane refueled, seatbelts broken and an hour or so of pure turbulence coming up”

Posted in Music, Uncategorized on September 8, 2014 by Sara Hammerzmith

Yes, I totally ripped off what Lordi wrote on their status when revealing the new costumes, couldn’t exactly have said it better myself!

So yes, today, Lordi finally revealed both costumes and album artwork. Thanks to Ludvig I saw a lot of it before today, but regardless, it was great to see.

First of all, I wanna start off with saying that now, with the albumcover, era artwork and the title I use above, the title “Scare Force One” makes a lot more sense and doesn’t feel weird at all. On the other hand, I’m getting extremely pumped for this.

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Second of all, the new costumes. BEHOLD!

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Alright. First of all, as I said in my comments a few days ago, I’m not too crazy about Hella’s haircolor change. But, I won’t complain too much about it, because it does fit her, and her clothes, OH MY LORD, HER CLOTHES! Now this is something I could consider cosplaying some time. THIS version of Hella, clothing wise, is absolutely perfect. In. Love.

I think, in all honesty, Mana is the one who made the biggest change though. I’m not sure if he’s bald or if he has some hair tied back, can’t really tell on this picture, regardless, I’m pretty positive he’ll rock it. Is it just me, or isn’t he moving a LITTLE bit towards Otus? Just a tiny bit. Amen and OX looks fairly much the same – small changes, like Amens neck piece and that OX now has “OX” carved in his forehead, but regardless – this is an epic update. So goes for the man himself too.

What I also like about this era is all the blood. It feels somewhat promising. All of you guys knows that I’ve always preferred “The Monsterican Dream” and “Deadache” rather than any other album, so I really expected “To Beast” to be really good, given the statistics had shown us that every 2nd album would be good, but it wasn’t. It’s a fine album, but nowhere NEAR the quality of “The Monsterican Dream” or “Deadache”.

However, these costumes my friend, looks promising as hell. Please, this album BETTER be in the league of the two mentioned. Or else I don’t know what to do.

So, mark your calendars. September 19th for single, October 31 for album.

Soon, soon.

// Sara

Nailed by the Hammer of Frankenstein – (Almost full sample)

Posted in Music, Uncategorized on September 7, 2014 by Sara Hammerzmith

People who don’t want spoilers – there is no point for you to continue reading.

Alright. I assume that NO ONE in the Lordi camp has missed that Lordi’s got a new single coming, “Nailed by the Hammer of Frankenstein”? I wrote about it a couple of days ago, so naturally, everyone reading my blog should know about it. I noticed when linking the samples that there were different bits of the song depending on the site, and now, there’s a kid out there who’ve actually put together all the sample, almost to a full song.

This isn’t the whole song, as according to iTunes it’s supposed to be around 3:50, but it’s a good start nonetheless to see what we are up for! (No, I do not consider this leaking as it’s something put out officially. Their problem if they choose different snippets)

Well yeah, I’m gonna stick to what I said the other day. It’s similar as hell to “We’re not bad for the kids”, and the lyrics on the other hand seems to be all over the place, pretty much like the average Lordi song lately. Almost like they copied themselves, but refined it a little bit. I do, for now, prefer this song over “We’re not bad”. Perhaps it’s because it’s shiny and new, but it is darn good.

It’s yet another month and a half until the monsters hit us again. And I just can’t wait. So sit back, enjoy this put together song and go batshit while waiting for the new Lordi.

// Sara

Nailed By The Hammer of Frankenstein – New with Lordi

Posted in Music, Uncategorized on September 6, 2014 by Sara Hammerzmith

Alright folks. Lordi’s new single “Nailed by the Hammer of Frankenstein” is set to be released on September 19th (which will, ON THE DAY, mark 8 years since my first Lordi concert! Perhaps I should give you a throwback entry then?) and already right now you can hear a snippet of the song on iTunes store and this website.

Even though I feel I recognize this song from somewhere, that I’ve heard it before, and as Maddy pointed out, it’s very similar to “We’re not bad for the Kids (We’re Worse)” off their latest album (To Beast or Not To Beast), and I’d like to say that it got a little bit of “I’m the Best” in it as well.

With that said, I must say I really like what I hear. It’s feels like it’s a pretty typical Lordi-kind-of-song and I’m looking forward not only to hear the full song, but also to the album. The album is according to CDON set to be released on October 31, meaning we got A LOT of good things to look forward too!


(Courtesy of Lordi)

Any Lordifans reading got an opinion on this?

// Sara

R.I.P – Lady Axa

Posted in Uncategorized on September 5, 2014 by Sara Hammerzmith

Alright.This is with a bit of a heavy heart, I’ll tell you that earlier this morning, Lady Axa was put down after a time of illness.

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The fact she was going to be put down actually ambushed me a lot. I knew she’d been taken out of lessons last semester, at the end, but other than that, I thought everything was fine. She has been acting liker her normal self all the time I’ve met her this semester (which has been a month only but) so yes, I was VERY surprised to learn that she was going to move on, so to speak.

Wow. What do I even say about her. Where do I begin. She’s been in my life for 5 years now. She arrived at KRK on my 18th birthday actually, and I fell for her pretty instantly. At first it felt crazy – Me, liking a brown horse? You see – I don’t really care for brown horses. I’m not sure if this has anything to do with the fact that KRK’s horses are like 99% brown, but I just find them boring. But for some reason, this lady stuck with me. It got pretty interesting once I learned she was blind on one of her eyes, just like my old favorite horse Pickles. And she was exactly ten years younger. I guess it was meant to be, huh?

Anyway. I’d go on to having her as my renthorse, and I had her as my camphorse for year or two, and I can tell you one thing. She and I never really worked together that well in dressage, she was stiff as hell, BUT. This horse, this pony, made me overcome my fears of jumping. Overcome my fears of riding in the forest, or just outside in general. All these memories I have, where me and Axa and Emelie and Cobweb would just gallop over the field at the stable, all free. Things I never thought I’d ever dare to do. But thanks to Axa, I did. Therefore, this horse is a bit more than just that horse I loved. She’s the constant, she’s one of the most important in my “horselife” so to say, much like Winerva was.

On the latter years, the only things I’ve really done with Axa is grooming and occasional walks. I don’t ride pony anymore since many years back, so it got kinda lost. And maybe that’s why it pinches me in the eye a bit that I never got the chance to say good bye (this is another story). It’s also a little scary, that it’s almost ON THE DAY 8 years since Pickles was put down. All these coincidences makes my brain go insane.

With all this said, I want to just thank Axa for all the amazing things she brought to my life, thanks for all the laughs, for all the buck offs, for all the jumps we conqeuered, and all the fears. Thanks, Lady Axa. Always and forever.

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// Sara

“Rock is already dead” – Filesharing

Posted in Tankar och funderingar, Uncategorized on September 4, 2014 by Sara Hammerzmith

Wow, while sitting here waiting for my new The Sims 4 game to install, while being enraged by certain events of the evening, I come across an interview with Gene Simmons I really liked. I usually don’t pay too much attention to what he man says, but seriously, THIS. THIS PEOPLE.

The masses do not recognize file-sharing and downloading as stealing because there’s a copy left behind for you — it’s not that copy that’s the problem, it’s the other one that someone received but didn’t pay for. The problem is that nobody will pay you for the 10,000 hours you put in to create what you created. I can only imagine the frustration of all that work, and having no one value it enough to pay you for it.

It’s very sad for new bands. My heart goes out to them. They just don’t have a chance. If you play guitar, it’s almost impossible. You’re better off not even learning how to play guitar or write songs, and just singing in the shower and auditioning for The X Factor. And I’m not slamming The X Factor, or pop singers. But where’s the next Bob Dylan? Where’s the next Beatles? Where are the songwriters? Where are the creators? Many of them now have to work behind the scenes, to prop up pop acts and write their stuff for them.” – Gene Simmons

And this is just a fragment. They are talking a lot more about this in the interview, and I don’t understand why it’s so hard for people to get it through their heads.

Don’t. Fucking. Download. Albums. Illegally.

You are LITERALLY killing the bands you love by doing this. LITERALLY. If you buy the CD physically or through iTunes – I don’t care. As long as you fucking PAY for it. People need to fucking understand that this is STEALING. And you are STEALING not from a big corporation, but from people who have given up their LIVES to do this. And you need to get it through your head, that without CD sales, the band isn’t gonna get any gigs. So don’t come here with the gigs drama shit. Because without recordsales, no gigs.

So GET IT THROUGH YOUR FUCKING HEAD you people who download album illegally.

You. Are. DESTROYING. For. The. Band. You. Love.

What weirds me out even more is when aspiring musicians do it. Like, you wanna be in the industry, and you want to work with this, but you ain’t willing to pay for the others who do the same thing? And this crap about “I want to check it out before I buy it”… Am I the only one who actually likes the sort of roulette thing that it is to buy an album by a band you don’t know, and just see how it goes? I have albums I rarely listen to. But I tell you one thing.

I do not. NOT. NEVER. EVER. regret buying a CD. Not even if I didn’t like it that well. Because regardless if I don’t like it, there is STILL people – producers, engineers, photographers/graphics and most importantly – the musicians who made it, who at least GETS PAID.

That’s the most important thing.

Jesus, I can go on and on and on about this subject, and I probably will. This subject is close to heart.

And I will be so fucking proud to die amongst my huge recordcollection

// Sara
(Note: This is about illegal downloading only. Using streaminsites such as Spotify, is another thing.)

Day 15 – A song that describes you

Posted in 30 Day Song Challenge, Uncategorized on September 3, 2014 by Sara Hammerzmith

At first I sat clueless and didn’t really know what to put up to this one. But then it hit me, and it hit me hard.

She” by finnish band Stala&SO. . It’s not too personal, but it’s more about the life as a fan, you know. All the concerts. All the travels. All the night’s spent at Vaanta airport, all the long bustravels, trainrides, all those pit-stops in towns which names you can’t even pronounce (both Swedish and other countries).

All those saggy, wet and close to disgustin SubWay sandwiches that are essential for travelling. All the queueing in line, meeting new friends, meeting old friends. Seeing the band you love. All of that. It’s such a big part of my life, that it in a way comes to describe me. I’ve been in the newspapers because of this interest once before, so I guess it defines me in a way. And that is fine. I’m absolutely cool with that.

However, don’t take it too literally. I think I might have to point out here that I have for instance never been used by a band or so that I like (I know some people have gotten hung up over things like this, so I might just as well put it out there)

But yes. “She” by Stala&SO.

// Sara

Lady Axa

Posted in Uncategorized on September 2, 2014 by Sara Hammerzmith

Okay so.. I don’t really know how to write this, or what to write, but I figured I must say something.

While scrolling through Facebook today, I noticed some odd facebook updates that forced me to go and check my stables guestbook. Once there, I learned that Lady Axa is about to be put down.

For now, I feel mostly emptiness. First of all, this came out of nowhere and I’m literally just dumbfounded right now. I guess I haven’t realized it just yet, that she’s going away. I was in the stable, riding, just a few hours ago, and had no idea. I hope I get the chance to say good bye.

Lady Axa was my first real favorite horse in the stable since Pickles, and Lady Axa was also the only reason I stayed at the stable. I don’t even know what to say right now. I guess I’m still a bit shocked. I think I need to let this melt a bit.

Well, I figured I’d tell you what’s going on, so this will be the reason for lack of activity or quality.

// Sara

Day 14 – A song that no one would expect you to love

Posted in 30 Day Song Challenge, Uncategorized on September 1, 2014 by Sara Hammerzmith

This one, my friends. is hard. Most of you people know I listen to pretty much every kind of music, so I don’t really think anything I could put up here would be a too big of a surprise. BUT – I did come to think of one song that might surprise you.

 

“The Deal (No Deal)” from the musical Chess, here performed by Tommy Körberg, Murray Head and Elaine Page. I’m actually very weak for musicals, the bombastic arrangements and epic moments. This song particularly stand out for me, mostly because of the break where they start singing “Who’d ever think, it’s such a squalid little ending..”. Absolutely love the greatness, and I mean. How can one not love Tommy Körberg, The Voice? You can’t.

I actually had the blessing to catch Chess live once, back in… good question. I have no idea what year I saw it, but it was in Oslo, and Glam, Åge Sten Nilsen from Wig Wam was playing the part of The Arbiter. Even though I had initially gone there for Åge, I fell in love with the musical.

To this date, this musical is one of my absolute favorites.

// Sara

HammerFall @ Liseberg, Gothenburg 2014-08-29

Posted in Concerts, Uncategorized on August 31, 2014 by Sara Hammerzmith

So yes! It was time for the first in three years for me to see HammerFall, last time was on their “Infected” tour, and now it’s time for a new album, a new era and perhaps a new HammerFall? No – not really, but they did indeed take a break for two years in order to get some new energy pumping in their veins. With a new album in their backpacks, the band, as well as us, headed down to Liseberg to have a releasegig for the newest, “(r)Evolution”.

We arrived at the stage about half an hour before the show began, and at first, it looked like the place was crowded, but the closer to the stage we got, the more we realized that it wasn’t as crowded as it looked, and we got fairly close to the stage, approx. the fifth row, if you like. It wasn’t too packed, gladly.

Pretty much right on time did the warriors enter the stage one by one starting with Anders and eventually they kicked the whole set off with “Heeding The Call”. Quite interesting, I’ve never seen them start with this before, so it was surprising! Surprising, in a good way. Right after this they hit it off with one of my personal favorite, “Any Means Necessary”.

While the band on stage had an amazing energy, the crowd did not. It’s quite sad to see, and this is one of the reasons I’m not a too big of a fan of these amusement park gigs. I don’t mean it in any offence to non-metalheads, but the feeling in the crowd is usually a lot better when it’s 110% fans there. But yes. The band – amazing energy.

“Renegade” was next on the list, and for the first time in a little while, the crowd seemed to come alive a bit. There is one thing I want to talk about a little bit thought. And that is Oscars new guitar. Can we just appreciate his, if I may say so, hammering guitar?

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It’s literally in the shape of the HammerFall hammer, and it got a blue light in it, as you can see. I love it, I just flippin love it! I love how this band commits 100% to their image, even still after all this time.

“B.Y.H” was the next song on the list before cooling things down with “Bloodbound” off “Chapter V”. It’s fun – perhaps this is because I haven’t seen them in a long time, but you know, they always do like a slow start on the song, right? And in my mind I was just thinking “Ah, this must be ‘Glory to the Brave'” DESPITE Joacim saying they were going to play something off “Chapter V”. But damn. I love “Bloodbound”. And so did the crowd! Finally a bit of a reaction. The band? I still can’t complain about their performances.

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They contiuned on with the Warlord cover “Children of the Damned” that they apparently haven’t played live in many, many years according to Joacim, moving on to “The Metal Age” until it was time for THAT.

You people who’ve seen HammerFall before knows exactly what I’m talking about. When Joacim asks us one simple question. What we are going to say, if he says Let The Hammer….

FALL!

Let the Hammer?

FALL!

HE SAID LET THE HAMMER?

FAAAALL!!!!!!!!!

And with that, I think Liseberg just delievered their loudest scream ever. Thank god. Finally alive. During “Let The Hammer Fall”, I noticed that Joacim’s voice got soarer and soarer, and afterwards he announced he’d need a five minute break to recover his voice. He and the band walked off stage.

This left a bit of an uncertainty amongst the fans. Are they gonna come back? Are they gonna have to cancel? We didn’t know. It was a bit of an anxious waiting, until the band returned on stage together with Jocke, ready to continue the show.

Apparently, Joacim is allergic to the sulfur that comes with the pyrotechnics, which is why his throat had thickened. So no more pyros, and just on with the show. Fair enough.

“Last Man Standing” was the first song to be performed after the break, and the crowd was all with them on this one. I’m not sure if people were intimidated before, or if they just know this song, but yes. Again, finally.

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After all these songs, it was time to premiere something off “(r)Evolution”, and what song is better than the opener “Hector’s Hymn”?

I’m just gonna tell you guys.

This song, is beyond epic live. I loved this song a lot on the record, but I love it even more live. It just brings that epicness to the show that sure as hell is already there, but you know, just that little extra.  And oh oh oh! They had a Hector helmet AND a hammer lying on stage behind Fredrik and Ponuts that Joacim decided to swing a bit. Loved it. Jesus christ, I love Hector. They wrapped up the show with “HammerFall” before leaving the stage for the night.

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As always, the returned for encores. The first encore to be played, which also had it’s live-debut, was the single “Bushido” (off “(r)Evolution”). It’s amazing live. I haven’t been a too big fan of it on the record, but it just NAILS it live.

I guess it should come as no big surprise that the last encore for the night was “Hearts on Fire”. And for the first, and only time during the whole night, did the entire crowd chant and sing together with the band. The song was executed in perfection and they ended the whole thing with some bombastic pyros (I guess it’s fine when it’s the last song and all, haha) before saying thank you and good bye for the night.

While I have nothing to complain about when it comes to the bands performance and energy, I still find the show a bit weak. I’m not sure if it’s the setlist or if it’s the not-so-energetic crowd, but I do think it’s a mix of both. I hope to catch HammerFall on a proper date on their tour instead of a “festivalgig”, and we’ll see then if there are any changes and differencies. But they get an A for effort, but a little lower in creativity with the setlist. And of course, A++++ for the Hector Helmet, hammer and Oscar’s new guitar. Damn, I love that guitar.

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Setlist in whole: Heeding the Call / Any Means Necessary / Renegade / B.Y.H / Bloodbound / Children of the Damned / The Metal Age / Let The Hammer Fall / Last Man Standing / Hector’s Hymn / HammerFall / – / Bushido / Heart on Fire

// Sara

 

Razorblade

Posted in Concerts, Uncategorized on August 30, 2014 by Sara Hammerzmith

I want to say something.

I’m sitting here, DEAD tired since HammerFall’s show last night at Liseberg, and no worries, I WILL write about it I promise, but not right now. It’ll take me about an hour or two + going through the photos to write about it, and for now, I’m too tired to that.

I’ve slept an average of three-four hours a day this past week up ’til Friday, where we decided to sleep in a little bit, not a lot, but a little. At 11 or so we headed down for Gothenburg and Liseberg, and about four hours and loads of confusion later, we are there. We had a great time at the amusement park – a lot of gambling, some rollercoasters. We had even more fun at the gig, despite the crowd not being too good. And I wanna give a nice smack to the girls infront of us who thought it was so “cool that people actually dressed up for this”. Because it’s not like we dress like this daily. Haha, seriously.

After the show, we did some more gambling and more rollercoasters and also had dinner. I think the dinner was the first thing that pointed at how tired you were – not only did I manager to drop my phone right into tacoplate of mine, but we also kinda heard what we heard about foreheads and what not, haha.

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Anyway, the tests of the tests came when we were gonna go home. We decided against having  a hotel, and instead drove home instantly. At first it was ok, even though it drove us MAD trying to get out of Gothenburg. Once we did, we were calm. But then tiredness hit in, and I’m not sure if I ever actually did nick a couple of times, but after 1/3 of the way we stopped at a pit stop to catch 30 minutes of sleep.

And then we continued. There wasn’t much traffic, and I barely even remember anything from driving home, which scares me in a way, but we got home, safe and sound. At 4 am or so in the morning. It was the drive from hell, and I know it ain’t even close to what some people sometimes go through.

We went to bed, and then got up around noon. Michelle went home, and I took another nap to try to catch up.

Now I’m sitting here. Tired as hell. Wanting to write about HammerFall, but I know I won’t be able to write properly with a brain like this. And I don’t have the time either.

Because I’m going back to work in about an hour.

How about that, you guys who say we don’t “deserve” this or are “so rich you can do whatever you want”.

I’d challenge you to travel and see the band under the same conditions we do sometime. And see if it really is as glorious as you think it is. Travelling for bands is the absolute best thing in the world, I wouldn’t be doing it if I didn’t love it as much as I did.

But don’t you dare come tell me it’s so easy. Because the way we do it, it ain’t.

I hate going all negative on here, but I’ve had it up to here with people who do this. And they say this everytime we go somewhere. And it’s pissing me off.

“We worked our fucking asses off to get here, this was no easy ride whatsoever” – Joey Jordison

// Sara