Sara Hammerzmith

Ok. I gathered myself now, Yet I didn’t expect it to become a Mr Otus part two. But it did.

This is Mr Otus. Due to the lack of knowledge of what he actually is, he gets the name “otus” which is the finnish word for “creature”. Or something like that. However, Mr Lordi have been able to indetify certain parts – he is supposed to be a mixture of a butcher, a lizzard, an executioner, an alien and a zombie.

In context this means he is an alianlizzardzombie that works as a butcher and occasionally executes. When the time is right. And someone needs to be executed. And no, he won’t really ask for your permission. It’s just nothing you do you know.

I have to excuse the lack of research that he been done before putting these up – I hope it’s ok.
But here he is atlest, the alianlizzardzombie Butcher.

Mr. Otus

“The mad butcher goes bump in the night
And loneliness – it makes nights endless
The farm bathes in the thumping moonlight
It incubates – my grief and madness
And sometimes that’s when I get a Deadache”

// Sara

Yep. Here he is. “Ruma”. Or Otus, as his name ACTUALLY are. He is….. different….but yet somehow familiar….And thats what Mr Lordi said, laters quoted by Hemitys and now quoted by me, haha!

I gotta say though, I love him already. Silly Silly Silly me.

WELCOME ABOARD, DEAR!

So. Good news. Or bad. Ruma is revealed tomorrow. Hemitys screwed me over. I shed I couple of tears. This is it. THIS IS FUCKING IT.

Good night.

Monsterboard is a place of oppurtunities. Monsterboard is great. And all the times Kita leaves, we go insane. During todays madness we learnt:

* Me and MooneyMan are married and have a child, Monsta

* I cheated on MooneyMan with Thomas and MartinManiac, on the same time!

* MooneyMan cheated on me too, with 4000 women!

* Thomas and MartinM got so pissed of me calling them mistakes that they will do it ONE MORE TIME.

* King wanted to join without actually knowing what he got himself into.

* This ends up with Thomas, King and Martinmaniac having a gayish threesome. Sweet.

*NightmareWings Hell is our counselor.

And some reveals to show:
* I am a 40 year old man
* MooneyMan is a satan baby
* NightmareWingsHell is a rhino
* Martinmaniac is Britney Spears
* King is Miley Cyrus
* Thomas is a blue tank.

I told you. Lordis world is the best of worlds.

Jag kan ju börja med att säga att min lax inte är en egentligen lax, utan min hyrponny som heter Lady Axa men som kort och gott kallas för Laxen. Ibland. Oftast kallas hon för Axa, men… Laxen är lite fräsigare. Hon har sju sidor – den främre sidan, den bakre sidan, den undre sidan, den övre sidan, den ena sidan, den andra sidan och den invändiga sidan.  Okej, det var en direkt rip-off vad uppsatsen om en ko så det var inte alls speciellt roligt : (.

Ni som har läst förut vet nog kort och gott att jag är aningen hopprädd av mig, eller aningen och aningen, jag är VÄLDIGT SÅ HOPPRÄDD. Så när Emelie kom i torsdags med bredaste flinet och föreslog att vi skulle hoppa blev det en fet jävla facepalm. Hoppning. Jaja, visst kör på! Vi rekryterade den väldigt så snälla Amanda att hjälpa oss bygga och fixa å trixa och vara lite av en ridlärare till oss.

Och för en gångs skull… så gick det… så jävla bra. Alltså jag tror jag kom i höjd om 50 centimeter eller något sånt, och det liksom… Flöt på. Asbra. Annars har jag en tendens att bara halka efter och hästen bara drar iväg och jag ska vara glad att jag är med. Men inte idag. Idag kunde jag verkligen följa med Axa i hoppen, och det kändes fet bra verkligen. Vi hoppade en låg kombination på ena sidan som kan ha vart 30-40 cm, och sen en fet oxer. Oftast är jag asrädd för oxrar. But I just did it!

Åh min lilla ponny. Det som är fint med Laxen är att hon är genomärlig. Om man bara låter henne så hoppar hon allt. Jag har bara inte låtit henne förut. En liten enhörning, min lilla ponny.

Min lax har sju sidor. Och hon flyyyger fram!

Ze Lax.

// Sara

Intro on The Arockalypse, the album released in like what 2006. Yes.

On Monday, the new drummer will be released. The new guy of Lordi. His letters contains four letters. Hemitys calls him Ruma, so I’ll call him that too until further notice. You know – it feels kinda final now. I haven’t really gotten over Kita just yet, or well, I did, but I guess it’s like I’ve said before, that it will hit me real had when we get the pics of Ruma or in Germany when I really SEE that he is out you know?

I’ve kinda denied it, still, that he is out. And it feels like a nightmare. I don’t want to, can’t someone like freeze the time? Stop the time? Because seriously, this feeling is similar to the one you get when you rather like die or something than going to work for instance. It feels like I wanna get out of this NOW. That would mean get out of the Lordi World, but you know… It doesn’t work that way, haha. I love the Lordi world, it’s the best of worlds. I just don’t know how to deal with it all.

But I’ll love Ruma. I know I will. He will be my new little toy, my new little posed possesion. I’m certain. The other guys in Lordi never really appealed to me. I love them to pieces, but like with Crashdiet – no one “spoke” to me until Simon Cruz walked in. I know that I’ll love Ruma with heart and soul and blood and bone. A frame is ready for him. Kita, Amen, Pickles, Jette and Laxen is already watching over me while going to sleep, and now it’s time for Ruma too.

I sound silly writing this. But it’s just the truth. Oh well.

NP: Evilyn – Lordi
// Sara

One of the most underrated Lordi songs in my opinion. It’s real great and it also brings you strength, you know?

Ok. This weekend has been… WEEEEIRD. I can’t really tell you about it, it’s kinda confidential, if-you-know-what-I-mean ; ) But I had a blast, and shopping with Sofia is never bad! Got som real nice stuff, for instance, a leatherjacket with… things… on it… flippedyfloppedy thingywingys.

The bus back home was a rather disaster though. FIRST OF ALL, they had to divide all the passengers into two busses, and with my luck, I did of course end up in the one without internet nor elecricity. Great. The same thing happened at Eurovision Song Contest. However, we didn’t need to do that stop in Västerås, which made us ahead of schedule, so it was all great on that matter…. until we reached Kristinehamn. The busdriver told us the company had told him to GO BACK to Karlskoga to pick up some people.

So we had to go back to Karlskoga. And once there, we waited for like half an hour for the people who couldn’t get on the bus in Örebro (the busses were overbooked!) and then we went back to Kristinehamn AGAIN.

So instead of coming home 45 minutes in advance, we ended up being 30 minutes late. Great. Let’s just say I was NOT in a good mode.

And I don’t really know what’s happening, but I’m getting sick AGAIN! I have been sick pretty much ever since Nosturi, how the hell did this happen? I really hope I’ll be better until Germany.

Yeah, we kinda confirmed today that we’re going to Hannover. Yes, it’s Lordi, what else… Going with the very best Paula and Peter to this event of course. I think it’s going to be epic. I still turns my gut upside down though, while going down to Stockholm I kinda paniced when I had a dream about the concert, and when I “hit the drums” it was just a blackhole and I woke upp by it, and it kinda…. yeah. It just feels weird you know, that he is gone. I hope that the panic will go away as soon as the new drummer is done and flashed to all of us. I really do.

Alrite, it’s getting real late over here, but at least you know I’m alive now! See you tomorrowz!

NP: Babez For Breakfast – Lordi
// Sara

With Erasure. It’s the track of the REALLY POPULAR game “Robot Unicorn Attack” Always,I wanna be with you!

Ok. I haven’t been posting for a while. Why? Because I had a mental breakdown *lol* which resulted in bananas and milkshake parties with Amen. I haven’t been up to much lately, only like, being on Monsterboard and being sick. I also had the time to realize that I have lost almost ALL of my Lordi shirts. How is this possible? It’s kinda easy. Lordi is more or less the only band I keep buying merchandise with, and of course that includes mainly shirts, and since the pile in the shelf ALWAYS is big because of this, I haven’t really noticed. But I did now. I did notice my Kita face shirt was gone.OK, I did actually notice that a long time ago but you know… I hadn’t really cared. I thought it was in the wardrobe. And would you know, there is exactly where it was. So now it is on it’s right place, on top of my new Lordi shirt.

Now I just need to find the one with the Arockalypse middleposter with a red frame, the the arockalypse yellow thingy…. OK I lost track already. If Anyone just happens to see a Lordi shirt lying around in my room, just put it on the shelf. For all I care you can put it in the Wig Wam or KISS shelf, just put it on it’s proper home you know!

I also took the time to install all the The Sims 1 games. It’s ridiculously silly to say The Sims 1, but saying just The Sims makes people presume it’s 2 or 3, because no one is as old school and hardcore as me to have the first edition. And talking about the first edition, I had to open my collectible games, because all the games from the first print/edition have lost their books = lost serial code. It broke my heart to open the brand new On Holiday, Unleashed and Houseparty. But then again – I love the game more.

On Holiday is my favourite one. I don’t know – but it is really appealing somehow. Maybe it’s because it’s yellow, maybe it is because it’s got those awesome tunes, maybe it is that little hotel sign that I love… I also love Hot Date…. you know what.

I’ll cut it here. Really. I’ll talk The Sims tomorrow instead. I’m sick, my head aches, and I better divide Lordi and The Sims, haha!

NP: Shout – The Show By SO.
// Sara

Wow. Just WOW.

And people complained when I made my The Sims dude “Sampsa Astala” a girl. Who knew I could be so right?

Am amazed though, I’ve been enjoying this band (SO.) for four years, this though is the first time I really get… speechless.

Wow.