So. Good news. Or bad. Ruma is revealed tomorrow. Hemitys screwed me over. I shed I couple of tears. This is it. THIS IS FUCKING IT.
Good night.
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We all have gone crazy we’re out tonight, we all have gone crazy GONE OUT OF OUR MIND
Posted in Uncategorized on October 24, 2010 by Sara HammerzmithMonsterboard is a place of oppurtunities. Monsterboard is great. And all the times Kita leaves, we go insane. During todays madness we learnt:
* Me and MooneyMan are married and have a child, Monsta
* I cheated on MooneyMan with Thomas and MartinManiac, on the same time!
* MooneyMan cheated on me too, with 4000 women!
* Thomas and MartinM got so pissed of me calling them mistakes that they will do it ONE MORE TIME.
* King wanted to join without actually knowing what he got himself into.
* This ends up with Thomas, King and Martinmaniac having a gayish threesome. Sweet.
*NightmareWings Hell is our counselor.
And some reveals to show:
* I am a 40 year old man
* MooneyMan is a satan baby
* NightmareWingsHell is a rhino
* Martinmaniac is Britney Spears
* King is Miley Cyrus
* Thomas is a blue tank.
I told you. Lordis world is the best of worlds.
Min lax har sju sidor. Och hon flyyyyger fram!
Posted in Uncategorized on October 23, 2010 by Sara HammerzmithJag kan ju börja med att säga att min lax inte är en egentligen lax, utan min hyrponny som heter Lady Axa men som kort och gott kallas för Laxen. Ibland. Oftast kallas hon för Axa, men… Laxen är lite fräsigare. Hon har sju sidor – den främre sidan, den bakre sidan, den undre sidan, den övre sidan, den ena sidan, den andra sidan och den invändiga sidan. Okej, det var en direkt rip-off vad uppsatsen om en ko så det var inte alls speciellt roligt : (.
Ni som har läst förut vet nog kort och gott att jag är aningen hopprädd av mig, eller aningen och aningen, jag är VÄLDIGT SÅ HOPPRÄDD. Så när Emelie kom i torsdags med bredaste flinet och föreslog att vi skulle hoppa blev det en fet jävla facepalm. Hoppning. Jaja, visst kör på! Vi rekryterade den väldigt så snälla Amanda att hjälpa oss bygga och fixa å trixa och vara lite av en ridlärare till oss.
Och för en gångs skull… så gick det… så jävla bra. Alltså jag tror jag kom i höjd om 50 centimeter eller något sånt, och det liksom… Flöt på. Asbra. Annars har jag en tendens att bara halka efter och hästen bara drar iväg och jag ska vara glad att jag är med. Men inte idag. Idag kunde jag verkligen följa med Axa i hoppen, och det kändes fet bra verkligen. Vi hoppade en låg kombination på ena sidan som kan ha vart 30-40 cm, och sen en fet oxer. Oftast är jag asrädd för oxrar. But I just did it!
Åh min lilla ponny. Det som är fint med Laxen är att hon är genomärlig. Om man bara låter henne så hoppar hon allt. Jag har bara inte låtit henne förut. En liten enhörning, min lilla ponny.
Min lax har sju sidor. Och hon flyyyger fram!
Ze Lax.
// Sara
Oh lord have mercy on the devils daughter, she could not choose who would be her father…
Posted in The Sims, Uncategorized on October 21, 2010 by Sara Hammerzmith
Det är faktiskt mer eller mindre första gången som jag har fått ett pris för mina företag i The Sims 2. I det här fallet gäller det klädesbutiken “Lord Have Mercy” som ägs av Messää … Kan inte stava hennes efternamn faktiskt… Men Messää! Hon är förövrigt en häxa.
Lord Have Mercy är som sagt en liten butik med utöver Messy två anställda, som tyvärr varierar mer än vad jag önskat. Jag glömmer alltid bort att öka deras löner, men jag ska se till att hålla hårt i de två jag har, för den ene har en guldmedalj i kassahantering (TACK!) och den andre… ska bara bli chef helt enkelt.
Som ni ser på bilden så är butiken BOKSTAVLIGEN liten och jag har här valt att fokusera på highfashion och säljer även parfym och smycken till detta. Ett koncept som senare kom in i Lord Have Mercy var den lilla försäljningen av garderober, kändes passande. Det är ganska trångt, speciellt när det kommer mycket folk, dock flyter allt på ganska bra av sig själv.
De senaste dagarna har Lord Have Mercy enbart gått med vinst, och det ökar hela tiden. Visserligen ligger deras saldo fortfarande på minus i det stora hela (just nu när jag skriver det här ligger det dock på -41 000 ). Mina planer är att när skulderna är borta och det enbart går med mycket vinst och Messy lyckats spara ihop en massa pengar (hon jobbar även som Poseidons Högra Hand och tjänar dryga 17 000 i veckan på det) så ska hon flytta till Where’s The Dragon och starta någon form av hemföretag där, dock vet jag inte än vilken typ av inriktning hon ska ha där.
När skulderna är borta på Lord Have Mercy så har jag även planer på att expandera själv LHM med ett litet kafe och även ett badrum eftersom besökarna tycks vara riktigt arga på att de inte kommer åt det mycket lyxiga personalrummet.
Ja, dagens inlägg handlade enbart om The Sims, men jag har faktiskt inte gjort så mycket annat idag.
// Sara
SCG3 Special Report
Posted in Uncategorized on October 20, 2010 by Sara HammerzmithIntro on The Arockalypse, the album released in like what 2006. Yes.
On Monday, the new drummer will be released. The new guy of Lordi. His letters contains four letters. Hemitys calls him Ruma, so I’ll call him that too until further notice. You know – it feels kinda final now. I haven’t really gotten over Kita just yet, or well, I did, but I guess it’s like I’ve said before, that it will hit me real had when we get the pics of Ruma or in Germany when I really SEE that he is out you know?
I’ve kinda denied it, still, that he is out. And it feels like a nightmare. I don’t want to, can’t someone like freeze the time? Stop the time? Because seriously, this feeling is similar to the one you get when you rather like die or something than going to work for instance. It feels like I wanna get out of this NOW. That would mean get out of the Lordi World, but you know… It doesn’t work that way, haha. I love the Lordi world, it’s the best of worlds. I just don’t know how to deal with it all.
But I’ll love Ruma. I know I will. He will be my new little toy, my new little posed possesion. I’m certain. The other guys in Lordi never really appealed to me. I love them to pieces, but like with Crashdiet – no one “spoke” to me until Simon Cruz walked in. I know that I’ll love Ruma with heart and soul and blood and bone. A frame is ready for him. Kita, Amen, Pickles, Jette and Laxen is already watching over me while going to sleep, and now it’s time for Ruma too.
I sound silly writing this. But it’s just the truth. Oh well.
NP: Evilyn – Lordi
// Sara
Supermonstars
Posted in Uncategorized on October 18, 2010 by Sara HammerzmithOne of the most underrated Lordi songs in my opinion. It’s real great and it also brings you strength, you know?
Ok. This weekend has been… WEEEEIRD. I can’t really tell you about it, it’s kinda confidential, if-you-know-what-I-mean ; ) But I had a blast, and shopping with Sofia is never bad! Got som real nice stuff, for instance, a leatherjacket with… things… on it… flippedyfloppedy thingywingys.
The bus back home was a rather disaster though. FIRST OF ALL, they had to divide all the passengers into two busses, and with my luck, I did of course end up in the one without internet nor elecricity. Great. The same thing happened at Eurovision Song Contest. However, we didn’t need to do that stop in Västerås, which made us ahead of schedule, so it was all great on that matter…. until we reached Kristinehamn. The busdriver told us the company had told him to GO BACK to Karlskoga to pick up some people.
So we had to go back to Karlskoga. And once there, we waited for like half an hour for the people who couldn’t get on the bus in Örebro (the busses were overbooked!) and then we went back to Kristinehamn AGAIN.
So instead of coming home 45 minutes in advance, we ended up being 30 minutes late. Great. Let’s just say I was NOT in a good mode.
And I don’t really know what’s happening, but I’m getting sick AGAIN! I have been sick pretty much ever since Nosturi, how the hell did this happen? I really hope I’ll be better until Germany.
Yeah, we kinda confirmed today that we’re going to Hannover. Yes, it’s Lordi, what else… Going with the very best Paula and Peter to this event of course. I think it’s going to be epic. I still turns my gut upside down though, while going down to Stockholm I kinda paniced when I had a dream about the concert, and when I “hit the drums” it was just a blackhole and I woke upp by it, and it kinda…. yeah. It just feels weird you know, that he is gone. I hope that the panic will go away as soon as the new drummer is done and flashed to all of us. I really do.
Alrite, it’s getting real late over here, but at least you know I’m alive now! See you tomorrowz!
NP: Babez For Breakfast – Lordi
// Sara
Always
Posted in Uncategorized on October 13, 2010 by Sara HammerzmithWith Erasure. It’s the track of the REALLY POPULAR game “Robot Unicorn Attack” Always,I wanna be with you!
Ok. I haven’t been posting for a while. Why? Because I had a mental breakdown *lol* which resulted in bananas and milkshake parties with Amen. I haven’t been up to much lately, only like, being on Monsterboard and being sick. I also had the time to realize that I have lost almost ALL of my Lordi shirts. How is this possible? It’s kinda easy. Lordi is more or less the only band I keep buying merchandise with, and of course that includes mainly shirts, and since the pile in the shelf ALWAYS is big because of this, I haven’t really noticed. But I did now. I did notice my Kita face shirt was gone.OK, I did actually notice that a long time ago but you know… I hadn’t really cared. I thought it was in the wardrobe. And would you know, there is exactly where it was. So now it is on it’s right place, on top of my new Lordi shirt.
Now I just need to find the one with the Arockalypse middleposter with a red frame, the the arockalypse yellow thingy…. OK I lost track already. If Anyone just happens to see a Lordi shirt lying around in my room, just put it on the shelf. For all I care you can put it in the Wig Wam or KISS shelf, just put it on it’s proper home you know!
I also took the time to install all the The Sims 1 games. It’s ridiculously silly to say The Sims 1, but saying just The Sims makes people presume it’s 2 or 3, because no one is as old school and hardcore as me to have the first edition. And talking about the first edition, I had to open my collectible games, because all the games from the first print/edition have lost their books = lost serial code. It broke my heart to open the brand new On Holiday, Unleashed and Houseparty. But then again – I love the game more.
On Holiday is my favourite one. I don’t know – but it is really appealing somehow. Maybe it’s because it’s yellow, maybe it is because it’s got those awesome tunes, maybe it is that little hotel sign that I love… I also love Hot Date…. you know what.
I’ll cut it here. Really. I’ll talk The Sims tomorrow instead. I’m sick, my head aches, and I better divide Lordi and The Sims, haha!
NP: Shout – The Show By SO.
// Sara
Stala & SO. behind the scenes
Posted in Uncategorized on October 13, 2010 by Sara Hammerzmith
Wow. Just WOW.
And people complained when I made my The Sims dude “Sampsa Astala” a girl. Who knew I could be so right?
Am amazed though, I’ve been enjoying this band (SO.) for four years, this though is the first time I really get… speechless.
Wow.
Mr Kita part 3
Posted in Uncategorized on October 6, 2010 by Sara HammerzmithFrom MB:
Hi you all
This following is a message from Kita and myself. Even though I am the one that writes this.
We are still friends. Lets start with that. I am not madly angry at Kita. Shit happens. Neither of us a kind of person that holds a grunge or hate towards people. We have a saying in finnish, matters fight – not people.
Let’s reveal those matters behind this unfortunate but unavoidable end result.
Wether he was fired or did he leave by his own choice, the answer is yes …and yes. Both are correct in a way. Kita never told any of us in the Lordicamp, meaning band members or people who work for us or the label, about his plans he had with his own band until the night before of the Finlands ESC press conference. So it did come as a shock and surprise, since it really did not give us any time to react. We did not have a clue, there was absolutely no discussion beforehand. So he knew the risks, and what he was doing was against the “rules” of being in Lordi, and what it ultimately means.
Of course he’s been active with his other projects too all the time he’s been in Lordi, but never before has that been a problem or a possible hazard to Lordi. Until now. ESC is very public event, so that means that the media is there. And even more so, when we talk about ESC, with Lordi’s relationship with the Eurovision in mind, the risks were high. And the fears and risks became reality really fast, when media spotted him, and realized who he is. And here it gets tricky. For the media Kita’s (or any other members) appearance sans the mask in public as himself is and will be interputed as a manifest, as a statement, that now it is ok to reveal the faces of ALL the Lordi members. Lordi is free to be hunted. One member cannot have different rules than others. Media is black and white. So, in other words, we, the rest of the band, needed to literally save our own faces here. And remember, Kita knew this too, very well, as well as any of us. But, we did not wanna jump into hasty decisions. So we waited over the weekend, hoping that this would go away, and at the same time fearing every hour that any second now all of our hard work of hiding our identities will be ruined in a heartbeat. Remember how much we have fought about this to defend our stand and right to be anonymous. We skipped the presidents independence day party to keep up our image, which was not easy.
And during those hellish few days right after ESC press conference, we learned from journalists that are friends of ours that the pressure in certain parts of the media is building up to do the ultimate kick in the nuts of us. They already had the story. They dig up the pics of all of us. There was only one solution. There was no other choice. We needed to make clear that Kita was not playing by the rules, and not under the same rulebook anymore, and he had to be cut off.
Will Kita ever come back? As a permanent member, no. As a surprise pop-in guest at some special event? Who knows. Would we work with him as a guest in the studio to sing backgrounds? Why not. Will we absolutely need him to sing the background vocs? No, it will sound a bit different but, no. He is not the only one in the band who knows how to arrange backing harmonies. And last; hahaha, will there be a Kita face shirt available? Yes. We will do it for the Kita diehardfans, to be able to pay your respect and love, one last time with a new Kita shirt.
These are hard times. For the fans, and for us. But, still, life and show goes on. With all due respect to my friend Kita, and he knows this too, nobody is irresplaceable. Lordi has had already many lineup changes in the past, even before him, and we have survived them all, only to become better. It is never easy, it is always painful. But, the pain will go away sooner than we can think at a time of sadness.
Don’t worry, all is gonna be juuuuuuust fine (…like Granny
Lordi & Kita
This was… Just as I thought. Actually. Just like I’ve said it was. And I was right. Thanks for confirming, Mr L!
Mr Kita, part 2
Posted in Uncategorized on October 5, 2010 by Sara Hammerzmithhttp://www.aftonbladet.se/nojesbladet/musik/article7901035.ab
I need to say a few words about his departure, about my point of view of what happened.
SwedenRock.com says Lordi fired him because he unmasked and so kinda did Aftonbladet, and they say Lordi is not OK with second projects and such, this is not true. I want to clear out some misunderstandings, but I want to clarify – Except from the band information, none of these are TRUE FACTS, it’s just MY POINT OF VIEW, and what I THOUGHT happened.
Alrite.The Show By SO, the other band of Kita, has been active since 1997, and it was Kita who formed it. He has been the leadsinger ever since, and he joined Lordi in 2000. When joining Lordi, he must have been pretty sure about what visions Mr Lordi had about the band – with other words – keep their identity safe, not show themselves unmasked and such.
When I say “Not show themselves unmasked” I mean that he shouldn’t take of his mask and say “Hello! I’m Kita from Lordi!”. He still had SO, as the guy STALA. And it was fine. It was Stala, and it was Kita. On the latter years – I met them last in 2009, saw them live last a few weeks ago. He seemed.. tired of it. I don’t know of course – I can’t read his mind. But this is the impressions I got. And he didn’t write a single tune for Babez. And at Nosturi he seemed so off.
I made an interview with Stala last year, in May 2009, and he said that “Everything I write is SO, sometimes it turns into Lordi”. And notice my dear friends, how he ACTIALLY SAID that it turns into Lordi.
This is what I’m talking about. He didn’t keep it as much of a secret as Mr Lordi wanted it.
And now, SO is in the selection for ESC. Good for them! It really is. But this also puts Sampsa under the medias investigation, and it also puts him in public alot. AND if SO succeeds in ESC, Sampsa won’t have time for Lordi. Simple as that really. Mr Lordi needs his members to commit, and Sampsa just can’t.
As I said, these are MY point of view of what happened, mustn’t have to be true. But this is what I think.
// Sara
Sara Hammerzmith 