Sara Hammerzmith

In lack of other things to talk about, I’m gonna tell you a little about my iPod, Ladygaga. You know alot about my iPod Pucko’s life already. So now I’ll tell you about Ladygaga.

I think it was in 2009, when Pucko tooks his very last breath as I had enough, and got myself Ladygaga. Ladygaga was not actually her first name, since she is a gray colored iPod classic, 80 GB.  But this was the same time as I my unconditional love for Lady Gaga the artist bursted into flames for real (I have been admiring her since end of 2008, trivial facts) and I noticed you could order iPod shells from The Fame era, and it even fit my iPod! Said and done, and since she got that shell, her name is Ladygaga. In one word, to not confuse her with the artist.

She is great, she entertained many of my highschool breaks since she had upgraded Music Quiz games and actually functioned. But one cold day in the stable… we had lunch after half a day of hardwork… the disaster. I managed to drop my bottle of juice, and the juice on the other hand managed to get inside Ladygaga, destroying her heart. Or as we call it, her battery. She was DEAD. Just dead.

Luckily, my mother found a place called Mumien, which are experts in fixing iPods. But the times we went there, they were closed. Until this time.

This time they were opened. And with a secure hand and experienced movements, he cracked her open without leacing a single scratch on her. Sadly, it turns out that the battery we had, was too big. But thanks to him, we can now finally give Ladygaga the hearttransplant she needs.

And until we get her to function, I’ll give you some pics of her surgery.

As promised, here is some BETTER pictures from Gladiatorerna…

// Sara

Wosh! I came home last night from Stockholm and I was exhausted due to the lack of sleep! Had a great time though. Did minimum shopping, as I alreay notified you about (no, it didn’t increase more than a new wallet). I intended to get a pair of PVC hotpants but they weren’t availible in my size. Shit happens!

The concert day was awesome too. I got to meet up with Joiz and Mik again (the ones I met at Dark Decadence you know?) and that was a blast. I wasn’t sure I’d meet Joiz until Skogsröjet, but hell how wrong we were! We went to the arena around what, half an hour before they opened and hooked up with them. Joiz wasn’t going to the concert so once they let us in she went home instead, leaving me, Sofia and Mik to ourselves….  But we had a pretty good time queueing! Once we got in we managed to hit the front row, didn’t see that one coming!

First out was Hollywood Vampires, and it was really nice to see them. I didn’t know they exsisted anymore. I saw them as a support for Wig Wam back in 2006 (in Söre Osen) so I had no idea they were still active… Apparently they are! After them Badmouth hit the stage and for some odd reason this is the second time only I see them. It was really great to see the guys again.

After them it was time for Cinderella and it was just.. magical. It was amazing. I don’t wanna say too much really, because I’ll be posting a review of the gig on hårdrock.com within a couple of days so you can read it there.

Managed to say hi to both Chris and Mike too in there, so great to meet them again! Last time was September 2010.. too long!

After the gig we went back to the hotel pretty instantly and fell asleep. Had a calm day the day after, meeting up with Mik an hour or two before we went home.

All in all, we had a real blast and I can’t wait until Skogsröjet where I’ll be heading with Angelina, Joiz, Mik and Sofia! But first; Alice Cooper (Anyone joining in?) and Reckless Love with Argo and Sofia!

// Sara

Me and Sofia finally hit Stockholm and we also managed to do some shopping. So far I got a festivalkind of mirror and a longwanted Crashdiet shirt (you know the white one saying “Crash fucking diet”) We are soon off to dinner and to catch a movie afterwards.

The next section below will be about the TV show Gladiatorerna, and it does contain spoilers.

Yesterday however I was on the recording of the semifinal of the swedish Tv-show Gladiatorerna (The Gladiators). It was real nice actually to see one of your loved childhood shows live, even if its more or less just three or four gladiators left from the original. I did however totally fall in love with the gladiators Tor, Ice, Pansar and Lynx, especially Lynx. She was so foxy. I must say.. the contestants, what the fuck, was this really SEMIFINAL? You know, one of the girls during the duel (where you stand on a platform and is supposed to push the other one off) no one even reacted before she was kicked off!!! It was hilarious. It was a pretty slow recording, except from the challenges, they were done extremly fast…

I must also comment Pansar.. he is fucking insane! He kicked the contestants and pushed them into the water as well with the judge, even when he won! He was just wild and insane.. He almost scared me. Amazon was pretty cool too, she kicked away the studioman before the duel.. haha. But the most epic moment must have been during Rekylen (when the contestants are supposed to take pillows and put them in the basket). It was one of the boycontestant versus the master Hero (one of the few old ones) and he took a pillow, but Hero took it away from him. As Hero had done with the other pillows, he was supposed to kick it away. But he managed instead to do a full strike and kick the pillow into the contestants basket! HAHAHA. Most. Epic. Moment. Ever.

Since I’m in Stockholm right now and forgot to bring the cameracable, you will not get any better photoes than this. When I get home I might share some better with you.

Now we are gonna get ready for dinner so see yah later people!
// Sara

Listening to the Reckless Love cover that Argo sent me this afternoon. It’s amazing.

Ok. Cinderella has changed venue to Klubben, you know the place Lordi played in (had to change to) in 2009. Feels weird, that is LORDIS arena you know. I don’t like combining the Lordi and sleaze world… not at all! But I guess it will be okay. I’ll survive I guess

I’m also taking part in Internationl Sound Contest, as Moldova wih the song “Mr Saxobeat” by Alexandra Stan. All of you should join in and vote for the winners, MOLDOVA! http://internationalsoundcontest.webs.com/ here is the website, join in!

It’s been a chillday in general though. I overslept a bit, ran in the forest, did nothing. I need to get to the bank tomorrow. For your information you know…

TBBT now!
Np: Mr Saxobea – Alexandra Stan
// Sara

SPOILERALERT – The film will be spoiled here.

Yeah. To say something about the film.. Visually, I actually thought it was gonna be more horrible than it was, although I have to say I skipped one scene (the headchopping scene). Else I figured it was pretty much like any other horror film.

But psycic wise, it was horrible. I caught myself crying myself to sleep in anger over the scene of killing Lejla, for the brutality of humankind and I guess that is what the film is about.Not the horror itself, but the meaning behind.

I don’t, however, recommend anyone to ever watch it, and I’m not sure I’ll ever watch it again either. But I don’t regret seeing it either.

// Sara

Because of the fact I have nothing better to do, for the fact I need a transmission on MSN to finish and for the fact I want to disgust myself, I have now decided to watch A Serbian Film.

In context, the film is about a retired pornstar who decides to do one last job before he retires completely to secure his familys financial future, but instead of what he thought was gonna be reality porn, he is dragged into a necrohpilic pedophilic sadistic snuff pornfilm.

It’s considered on the most horrible and disgusting films ever, and I’ve been warned by several users at Helgon, IMDB  filmreviewers and even my brother to not watch it. So of course I watch it.

I’ll put in a twitterfeed so you (in afterhand of course) and read my reactions as the film progresses.

I’ve already seen 15 minutes when I write this, and so far.. I have only been laughing. Good start, I guess.

EDIT: I guess not.

Here it is:
http://twitter.com/Hammerzmith

Opening track on the freshest The Poodles album. I really like it, despite it’s a bit heavier than previously.

Okay. Haven’t said anything in a long time, but this weekend I was attending a The Poodles gig. Which was wellneeded, I really missed it. A review will come up at hårdrock.com (hopefully) within a couple of days. Needless to say, the gig was fine and they did a good job. The setlist was a little boring, but I guess it was also as good as they could do. The crowd sucked too. But I also met the very wonderful Malin there! Apparently me and her have been talking for YEARS but never met… until now. Kinda fun, I knew I recognized her but I couldn’t place her!

But when I woke up the next day I had like, a million bruises. Ok, not a million, but it almost felt like it! But how the heck did I get them? The only thing I remember hurting myself on was a clap on the fence, but that thing more tore my shirt apart than hurt me, but no bruise at that place. Only everywher else… what the fuck…

Don’t know if you see it so well… but its on my arms/elbows and knees. WHY? I don’t know.

Today however has been pretty chill. Been walking, writing a bit about The Poodles and reading before my exam tomorrow. And also; the Reckless Love tickets arrived today! So not it’s more or less settled FOR REAL me and Sofia will be there, since we got the tickets! This is gonna be one kick ass summer. Also got confirmed last friday that Extreme Horse Makeover will take place. Also kickass. Yes, I love this. It’s going smooth.

And oh yeah.. Cinderella in one week! That will be kickass. Leaving for Stockholm on sunday. Oh yeah.

NP: Father To A Son – The Poodles
// Sara

Oh yes. I’m looking forward to a valgel ööl in Helsinki/Tampere together with Sofia and Argo. But first Sofia and I are gonna have valged ööd in Stockholm with Cinderella and then with Alice Cooper. It’s running pretty smooth now. Summer’s gonna be kickass, and we celebrate that with.. VALGED ÖDD!. Hey, what didyou expect?

NP: Valged Ööd – Getter Jaani / Koit Toome
// Sara

I met someone the other day, or last friday. I met someone who will help me get over my old love, actually, it has already started to. The only thing is that I need it to stay. I need it to stay put, and then maybe, maybe, I can heal with her.

It’s a she. She is baycolored, not like the other big horses who are like, generic darkbrown, but cherrybay. Like Lady Axa, you know? Actually, she looks alot like Lady Axa. She’s got the same kind of body and the same shape in the face. Unlike Lady Axa, she doesn’t have a blaze, but a star. She is around 166 cmbig, which usually is way to big for my liking. I asked my ridingteacher about her, and she said she’s an extatic and sensetive horse with alot of power. Pretty much the exact opposite of what I like. As a matter of fact, she is the exact opposite. But she must be one of the most beautiful big horses I have ever seen, and those pretty eyes almost weakend my legs. I’m in love.

She is my exact opposite. But so was Lady Axa. And so was Pickles. But that worked out very well. I guess it’s like they say, Opposites attract.

Last time I felt like this about a horse was the day I saw Lady Axa in the stable. It can’t be wrong this time.
Now I just need the stable to keep her or I shall forever be broken hearted over Lady Axa.

Her name, by the way, is Arabeska. And I’ve fallen for her. Hard.

But I won’t forget you baby, I won’t forget you…