Sara Hammerzmith

DisneyChannel, why do continually show the same Gravity Falls episode after one another? They’ve just shown “The Hand That Rocks Mabel”, and now they show it again? What the fuck. And what’s up with the censored fez? Gah.

But if we stop talking about that for a while. Hello. Haven’t dropped in here for a while, and that may be because I just, yesterday, bought my first piece of furniture ever. That meaning, that I paid for myself. It’s sort of a chair. It’s like a mattress you can fold into a chair. But you know what’s even better than the chair?

The box. The fantastic box, as Michelle called it. Thing is, I sat on it when cutting up the tape, and I got the crazy idea that maybe I could lie down on it. When it was standing up like on the picture, and I could. So after a while I pulled out a blanket and put on Lordi’s album and relaxed for a good hour or two. On the top of the box. I think I even fell asleep for a little while too. Comfortable thing!

Oh yes.

But if we talk about today. I had a pretty chill day, I’d say. First I went downtown to get a few pieces of jewellery I had spotted a few days ago, two pair of earrings, one pair with snakes and one pair with pink stars. Love ’em. Could be useful this weekend!

After this I went over to Jennies place for a while to chill and talk about everything. Was a nice run, should do this more often. The day obviously ended with a rage-session with Michelle, but this time we actually ordered and planned this weekends concert-trip. Not sure if you know, but we’re going to Oslo to see Crashdiet together with Sister, Toxic Rose and Gotham Saints! This is going to be quite a blast, it’s been a long time since I last saw the fellas.

But look. It’s early in the morning, I gotta head to bed. See you later!

// Sara

Hello, hello, hello.

So last Friday Argo cracked the news about Lordi possibly playing Skogsröjet, and a day later we got the news confirmed. Lordi truly ARE playing Skogsröjet.

Well… It was quite a shock I must say. I did not see this one coming, and I’m not even sure what I think about it. But I mean. It’s fun they are playing here. Just not sure about the place.

Either way. I just figured I should drop by, I haven’t written here for some time now. Gotta be better at this.

// Sara

Today one of my homebred rabbits passed away, at an age of nine.

I don’t really know what to say about it, or about him. He sure is one of the rabbits to ever cause me so much harm as he did, couldn’t touch him without him giving me at least ONE scratch. Preferably three.

And that’s why I’ll miss him. No one to scratch me anymore.

Rest in Peace, Sture. I’ll love you always.

// Sara

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I’m not blogging from the normal computer, so I don’t have my awesome Clopin logo, but I hope this one works. I’ll be writing a little about Lordi’s upcoming album “To Beast or Not To Beast”, or as I call it, Album Without a Cool Acronym beneath, and if you don’t want any spoilers, I strongly suggest you stop read about now.

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So tomorrow’s gonna be the day when I’ll finally, at last, together with my platypus, sit down and listen to Lordi’s new album. It’s been in my possession since a few weeks back, but I figured it was a bit too early to review it, so I figured I’d wait, especially since I could do a little ritual with my platypus while at it.

But you know, we aren’t dun goofed. There are some stuff we’ve heard already, like the beginning of the first song, whose name I believe is “We’re Not Bad For The Kids (We’re Worse)”. I tell you. When I heard that damn intro, I thought I had gotten the wrong album. I mean, I was basically listening to a death metal album you know? But as the song continued a little, I recognized the voice of my beloved monster, and you know… Shit just got real, just saying.

Yesterday I was burning the songs onto a CD, since I prefer to listen to them through my stereo rather than through the computer, this leading to me hearing the intro to all the songs. After a while I reached the song “Sincerely With Love”, which had a nice intro-beat  I was banging my head a little to the rhythm, it’s a pretty common rhythm really, so yeah. You know. And then all of a sudden, I hear Mr Lordi’s voice crack through going

“Fuck you asshole, fuck you asshole”.

I’m not even in the slightest lying or trying to be funny when I say that I sat there with my mouth wide open, breathing heavily, almost panting, crying and in between letting small psychotic laughs escape my lips. I guess this is what it is like being in shock. But yes, that’s my reaction. I can’t ever recall ever hearing this man swear ever before, let alone in a song.

Well. One thing’s for sure. This album will be one of a kind, and upside down, and what not. I guess I’ll see if I’ll live after tomorrow.

First Wreck-It Ralph at the movies, and then this. Fuck me sideways.

// Sara

Finally, after a lot of fucking struggle, I’m at last done with this weeks school-assignment.

I don’t know what’s wrong with me, but for some reason, if I don’t find the school-assignment fun enough I just can’t do it. I try, I try so hard, but I just can’t come through with it. Four hours after deadline today, that’s when I turned it in. At last. And that is solely because my favorite fanfic has been updated after two weeks of waiting, and I said to myself that I CAN NOT read it until I’m done with it.

And now I am, so I’m heading over to Fanficition.net now to read “Empty Apartment”, as it is called.

This weekend Emelie and I are headed to the youthleaders course again, will be… interesting to say the least. We’ll see if we survive, haha.

But right. Crisps, coke, and fanfic. That’s what I was gonna do.

Good night!

// Sara