Sara Hammerzmith

….  Or You’ll wake up dead.

Yeah, that’s the theme of “A Nightmare On Elm Street”.. My favourite movies.

I thought of Freddy last night… When I went to sleep. And aswell I thought of nice way of killing these stupid girls who can’t stop harrasing Jepsons girlfriend (I mean, If they want to play the Texas Chainsaw Massacre with her, Can’t we play Freddy vs. Victim with them?) So I compared different ways of Killing.

I’ll begin with Tina. It’d be cool if we could rip up their stocmach and chest, and then throw them in-between the walls, then we drag her at the ceiling until we let them fall down in their bed who is filled with their own blood.

And then Rod, he is just simply hanged in the blankets of the prison, in the window… Pretty effective, but… It won’t give the same cool effect! But one good thing is that it’ll look as suicide.

And Jonny Depp (don’t remember his name in the movie). He is dragged down in his bed, and after that there comes a huge fontain of his blood, who covers the whole ceiling, aswell as it drops blood on the bottomfloor. That’d be cool, but why to unusual.

we’ll skip the second movie, I don’t understand it.

Then we have the Sleepwalker. That’d be the most anonymous way of killing, yet we don’t have the knowledge of how to draga out the muscles from a person and use them as marionette.

And Jennifer, But I guess we ain’t strong enough to smash her into a TV.

Witchmaster, Well, that one is easy, just lift them up and kill them 😀

Kincaid (4th movie) Is the one I like best. We just catch up with them, and push the glove into their stomach, and then drag it out, and push in again. Secret and fast.

Joey, They must have a waterbed to do this, and I don’t think these girls has one.

Sheila – I guess we can’t suck the life out of them, Only Freddy can.

Debbie – Yeah, Let’s SQUEEZE the life out of them XD

So In conclusion……. I think Kincaid’s way is the best 😀 What do you think?

And btw. Was importing the CD “In Lust We Trust” by The Ark at my school comp (yes,I’m at school now :O :D) And, I disagree with that they are Rock you know, But look at this:

Weird? XD haha!

Well see yah later dudes!!

// Sara

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